"Hi!  Your chosen web-page isn't showing up, so you've been
diverted to technical support.

I'm Summer, your tech-support doggie that's handling your case.

I'll soon get you sorted out.  I'm right on the problem.  This
won't take a jiffy.  Here we go then...

Hmm ... well, I tilted my head and begged with my paw, but it's
not come back online yet.  That normally works.

Let me escalate that to level 2 for you.  Just a mo...

Hmm, tee dum, de dum ...

Well, that didn't work either.  Odd.  I've tried throwing a ball
for it and everything.

This is looking like a major problem.  I'll escalate this all the 
way up to level 3.

Tumm, te dum, de dum, de dum ...

Here we go, I think I've got it.  Yes, this will work...

Drat!  Rolling on my back for tummy tickles and looking cute
normally gets me everything I want.

This is getting serious now.  I think the website must be
undergoing maintenance.

Let me get my human involved.  He's sure to get this fixed
right up.  It might take him a while, though.  Humans are a
bit slow at this kind of thing.  Give him an hour or two and
come back to try again.  I'm sure he'll get it to work.

I do apologise for the trouble with this website."